ElkSun
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I couldn't find a suitable thread, so here goes. Share the ads and profiles that make you laugh.
Today I came across this one while browsing Nashville CL for no reason other than a brief moment of boredom and curiosity. Just had to share.
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"Attractive poly couple seeks annoying squeeky wheel - mw4w
We hope to find an immature, narcissist female who has as much love to give as we do. Abilities to whine and attempt to play husband and wife off against each other are a plus. Must be unabashedly self-indulgent under the banner of polyamory. Must be either unemployed or if employed go out of your way to contribute nothing. We prefer someone empty-headed yet high-minded, who holds a worthless degree in something like sociology or philosophy from a very pretentious university. Must be an extreme liberal who's overall view on life itself is offensive even to nature and animals, yet pretends to strive to not offend anyone while belittling those with views that differ from her own. Must have at least four sub-genres (subject to shift) of sexual identity.
We know someone like this is very rare, but we're holding out for the perfect addition!"
Today I came across this one while browsing Nashville CL for no reason other than a brief moment of boredom and curiosity. Just had to share.
Text:
"Attractive poly couple seeks annoying squeeky wheel - mw4w
We hope to find an immature, narcissist female who has as much love to give as we do. Abilities to whine and attempt to play husband and wife off against each other are a plus. Must be unabashedly self-indulgent under the banner of polyamory. Must be either unemployed or if employed go out of your way to contribute nothing. We prefer someone empty-headed yet high-minded, who holds a worthless degree in something like sociology or philosophy from a very pretentious university. Must be an extreme liberal who's overall view on life itself is offensive even to nature and animals, yet pretends to strive to not offend anyone while belittling those with views that differ from her own. Must have at least four sub-genres (subject to shift) of sexual identity.
We know someone like this is very rare, but we're holding out for the perfect addition!"
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