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Alright, this forum is all about
poly...which means
relationships,
feelings, the
L word...you know it.
Four Letters, ...
...starts with
L, ...
...ends with
E...
....that’s right...you know it, you want it....it’s the only word you need to know on a weekend like this...yes....
OH OH OOH YES, say it with me now....
ELLE ...YOU ...BEE ...EEEEEEEE!
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THAT’S RIGHT,
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