Your most recent OKC messages. post em here!

This just keeps getting doper and doper. :)
I misread this as "I just keep getting doper and doper." LOL But, Kevin, even if you did not say it yourself, you actually do!
 
Soon I will be the dopest! :D
 
A new goodie

hello it my pressure to meet you here if you don`t mind it will bee my pressure to no each other if you don`t mind,john [last name]

Is he kidding? BTW, he is in the UK.

SO many losers and nutters...
 
Either bad spelling is becoming increasingly popular, or the internet has brought more dummies out of the woodwork.
 
But that all makes me want to burst into song!

fuck fuck fuck
Mother mother fuck
Mother mother fuck fuck
Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise
Smokin weed, smokin weed
Doin' coke, drinkin beers
Drinkin' beers beers beers
Rollin' fatties, smokin' blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts
Rollin' blunts and smokin 'em
:cool:

That made me smile. Jay and Silent Bob reference!

:)

-J
 
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hello it my pressure to meet you here if you don`t mind it will bee my pressure to no each other if you don`t mind,john [last name]


Oh the geeky linguist in me just feels sorry for this guy. Systematic errors, suggesting non-native speaker, probably east asian (Chinese? Korean?), who has acquired English outside of a school room environment. Basically a polite, if overly formal message. I'd hazard that by 'here' he means online, not that he's expecting you to go visit him in the UK.
 
That's what that darned internet has done, it has mixed languages prematurely.

Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts
Rollin' blunts and smokin 'em
 
I've had a slew of 20-something men contacting me to tell me I'm a "hot MILF." I don't have kids, so that's inaccurate. Cougar is slightly more accurate, though I'm no predator, and have in no way indicated an interest in much-younger men.

I've been talking on Tinder to a guy ten years my junior, who approached me with "I enjoy older, experienced women."

I don't feel or look my age, and I'm finding it disconcerting to have men comment on my age at all. I guess that's what happens when you jump into online dating in your 40's....
 
The allure of "older women" is a hot, hot thing right now, LoveBunny. Whether we welcome the attention or not, we're in fashion among the younger set. ;)
 
The allure of "older women" is a hot, hot thing right now, LoveBunny. Whether we welcome the attention or not, we're in fashion among the younger set. ;)

Oh good. I was worried they wanted a "sugarmomma" and I don't have any money :)

One of my besties, in her midthirties, just ditched her hubby and shacked up with a 21-year-old. Quite the scandal.
 
Oh good. I was worried they wanted a "sugarmomma" and I don't have any money :)

I had a FWB for 2 1/2 years. When we met, he was a month shy of his 21st birthday and I was 54. I was past cougar age and definitely in the MILF category since I had 3 young adult kids, 2 of whom were older than him. :p

Now, I am 59 and a GILF lol.

I'd give my young playpartner a beer or two when he visited, and I think twice I gave him $5 for gas to get to me, since he always traveled an hour to see me. No other $ outlay at all. Just lots of good shagging and a few laughs.

One of my besties, in her midthirties, just ditched her hubby and shacked up with a 21-year-old. Quite the scandal.

I'd say, you go girl! Especially if her ex h was a big old loser, pita guy that wasn't worthy of her.
 
Nope. Most just want a good old fashioned biscuit buttering with an experienced, confident woman.

LOLS!

And now I want biscuits, and biscuit buttering... :D

I get this a lot too, and dated a man 15 years younger for a few years. Most of the contacts from younger men you will get will not be worth pursuing but consider the few who get your attention. I don't regret my 'cougar/cub' relationship at all.
 
Oh, I think that's been a hot thing for a very long while. ;)

Angel has "sources" that tell her what the hottest trends in porn are.

Personally I have found anal sex to be one of the biggest trends, and I find it so annoying. Young men who watch porn now think anal is just a walk in the park. They don't know how much cleansing and practicing it takes for those anal porn stars to present it as so easy.

Back on topic. One of my okc pix shows me in what I call, "my little black dress." So I got this message (from a 39 year old [20 yrs younger than me]) at 7:30 am today:

I would like to take of your little black dress and introduces you to my big black cock :)
 
"Suup"

Makes "hi" seem poetic.
 
On the flip side of "hi" and "suuup" is this one I just got:

"Hi dear,

So sorry to infringe on your privacy,Its said that 'A picture is worth a thousand words, but when I saw yours,it was more than words could explain.The charming profile is irresistible,though a little personal message but your look tells a lot about a nice person and that is why i would like us to get talking for us to know each other better i am sure we might get along well because i am very serious and simple man. i whuld like us to exchange email address for us to know more about each other when you are free. here is my yahoo email ______ would love to have chat with you sometime when you are less busy. do have a lovely day and i hope to hear from you someday.
chris"

Yep, he says he loves my picture - but all the pictures I have up do not show much of my face, or I've obscured it artfully. This crap is so annoying!
 
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