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    Gags, jokes & one liners

    (Brolly = umbrella)
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    FWBs with someone in an open relationship

    Hi, from a guys perspective, please, please don't do that. Some things work, some things don't. I hear what you say, and it reminds me of times past where I was with someone who was an amazing friend, but it didn't work for me, partly due to baggage, but ruined a good friendship. It seems life...
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    What you listening to Now :

    Bayybeee shark, do do dodo dodo...
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    Gags, jokes & one liners

    "Oucch! Bloody hell! What idiot put that there?" ( That was a man walking into a Bar)
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    My new partner talks too much

    I know it's from last year, but having worked in the ND sector, sometimes agreeing a visual cue to allow the individual to know they are going on a bit is really useful. Further explanation upon request👩‍🏫👩‍🏫
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    Hey UK

    It was a really bad day, tbh. Chutney = spicy & acidic, then finishing work = marshmallow, orangutan was kinda related to one in captivity, trapped then encaged and treated like a fool. Really wasn't a good day. But, anyhow...I'll be a little less cryptic I'd say today, so far, is Unwound...
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    Gags, jokes & one liners

    Then a very sexually repressed person, on understanding what a "69" referred to, might respond 8.*0662, or ate something? Oh! Sick, sick two ( as in couple)....still no..? Oh well, I thought it was funny...
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    Gags, jokes & one liners

    Polygon - reverting back to monogamy...
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    Gags, jokes & one liners

    British rail has first class (1st) seats and standard (yep, STD)....
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    Gags, jokes & one liners

    Polymorph - Tony Hart made morph & Chas a special friend.....
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    Gags, jokes & one liners

    Polyunsaturated - 3 lovers under a brolly...
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    Watching the world go by

    Humm, yeah, had a quick glance around Google. Sounds interesting. Please excuse the term, but I have always found 'love em n leave em' ideology thoroughly disrespectful, whereas living toe to toe with partners of either gender may prove interesting, I have spent a good deal of my life single...
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    I badly need poly experienced people to talk to :(

    Perhaps the relationship you seek would be found more readily with another person, or even being single for a while to allow yourself to, as they say "become the person you would like to date". To quote rage against the machine.... "You've got to take the power back" In fact, listen to the...
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    Gags, jokes & one liners

    Noticed a great gag from a thread, figured a gag thread may be just the thing to break up the horrifying reality of mundane existence, so to open with: ✓69? 8 something (Courtesy puck?) ..... Which actually is 8.30662..... Which could be read, prudishly (Ate something, oh sicx, sicx...
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    Hey UK

    Ok, my three for this day would be. Chutney, marshmallow + orangutan.
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    Hey UK

    Oi! That's two words. ( Or has Monday become an adjective + I didn't get the memo..... )Actually, Monday would make a great adjective... "Hey, how's it going" "Monday" "Oh, really? Hope you start feeling Thursday evening soon"
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    Watching the world go by

    I've used equally three times in that post. Terrible. It's been a hard day. Let's remove the first one, and the last one. There. Much better 😁
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    Watching the world go by

    Totally get that. The grossest of humanity has become faceless and powerful. Equally, I guess a few idiots can generate huge amounts of the nastiness you've been subjected to. The internet has essentially become a tool, and probably propagater for the depths of such behaviour. I doubt a real...
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    Watching the world go by

    A quick vent: I get fed up with gender inequality regarding perceived intention. Why is it Penis = Penis ( if you have = you have got to be a)??? I have usually had a more or less equal mix of male and female friends since nursery. I have always cherished my friends equally, but it seems, as...
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    Glossary and Definitions

    Humm. Interesting and informative series of posts relating to poly. Please consider adding these other terms to your ever so useful and expanding list:- *Polly filler* - a white plaster like material used for fixing holes, cracks and crevices prior to decorating *Pollygrip* - a denture fixative...
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