Unicorn

Magdlyn

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From https://fetlife.com/users/4158279/posts/11206912

Unicorn: A creature you must pretend does not exist at all times. If your personal ad says, “Looking for a purple-haired ninja with a face tattoo and a doctorate in rocket surgery,” you should rephrase it as, “Looking for some sort of person. Anyone will do, really. I have no preferences. I am completely okay with dating someone who’s made of cells and kidneys.”
 
Magdlyn said:
From https://fetlife.com/users/4158279/posts/11206912

Unicorn: A creature you must pretend does not exist at all times. If your personal ad says, “Looking for a purple-haired ninja with a face tattoo and a doctorate in rocket surgery,” you should rephrase it as, “Looking for some sort of person. Anyone will do, really. I have no preferences. I am completely okay with dating someone who’s made of cells and kidneys.”
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What kind of cells? Stem cells? Brain cells? Prison cells? Something else?
 
Sounds like a bit of a tongue-in-cheek way of addressing unicorn hunters.
 
Magdlyn said:
From https://fetlife.com/users/4158279/posts/11206912

Unicorn: A creature you must pretend does not exist at all times. If your personal ad says, “Looking for a purple-haired ninja with a face tattoo and a doctorate in rocket surgery,” you should rephrase it as, “Looking for some sort of person. Anyone will do, really. I have no preferences. I am completely okay with dating someone who’s made of cells and kidneys.”
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I am actually looking for a Juggalette
 
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