Unicorn

berserker239

berserker239

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I found my unicorn!! She's a pretty little brunette not too far away. I was talking to her and i made a perverted joke like I normally do xD and she took to it a little too well.

She was asking me to come to a fair to hang out and I was like, "If this was 2 weeks from now, I'd drive up with my girlfriend and we could all have sex, rofl jk"

And she said, "Lol. You're funny."

To which I said, "I'm only half joking. lol" implying I was polyamorous.

To which she responded "I'd do it lol. I've done it before and it was fantastic."

So I got all pumped and was like "Really??? Cause me and my girlfriend have been looking for another girl, as well"

And she was all up for it. "I'd be down for that in a heartbeat. But I don't really know you guys that well. But you both seem really sexy, so we should hang out sometime."

So I said, "Yeah, when she's ungrounded, we'll come down and hang and get to know each other."

And she said, "That sounds great. Tell your girlfriend to add me on Myspace."

SO! I found my unicorn! I told Haley about it and she said she's up for it. I'm happy. :D
 
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:D I hope it goes well. Good luck!
 
Ooh. Good luck to you, Berserker!! Hope it goes well!
 
Oddly enough, I kinda like unicorns. Having only one horn and all, you'd think they'd be my mascot! :D

Glad things are going your way, Berserker!

Take care and "play" safe. ;)
 
Sounds like you have been rather busy! I hope it all goes well!
 
HAHAHA. That's great! Good luck. Let us know how the real meeting goes! And don't vanish on us again. You're way too much fun.
 
MonoVCPHG said:
Speaking about the one horn thingy-- so I am standing naked in my full length mirror this morning and then it strikes me, even my genitals are in a "v"! This will either fall flat or hit a home run.
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MonoVCPHG said:
Oddly enough, I kinda like unicorns. Having only one horn and all, yould think they'd be my mascot! :D

Glad things are going your way, Berserker!

Take care and "play" safe. ;)
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I can't. If I use them I take FOREVER to finish, and she's usually raw by the time I'm even close. xD

XYZ123 said:
HAHAHA. That's great! Good luck. Let us know how the real meeting goes! And don't vanish on us again. You're way too much fun.
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Thanks. I will let you guys know. Sorry about vanishing, but like I said, things have been hectic in my life lately.

Sunshinegrl said:
Sounds like you have been rather busy! I hope it all goes well!
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Oh and I have. :) I hope it does too. Thanks.
 
Oh no. Big alarm bells going off for me here. It's one thing not using protection in a long-term, mono relationship, where you know the other is only sexual with you, you've both been tested, and she's maybe on birth control to prevent pregnancy and you're both ready to deal with consequences should it fail. It's another thing altogether bringing others into that mix whom you do not know the history, status, or sexual openness of. You have to remember that you are essentially having sex with everyone your partners have ever had sex with. This is not to insult you or your partners, but is a fact. Buy some thin condoms. Play without them, using hands, or whatever you need to get you close to a point of finishing. But use them when it comes to penetration. You don't want to be a statistic. And don't count on pull out and birth control. My son was conceived by a failed pull out, my daughter while on the pill. I don't regret either, but if you're not ready, don't even risk it.
 
Frankly, the big red-flagged alarm bells went off for me in the original post.
 
I usually just avoid such things unless I see a window of dialogue. Didn't see that there.
 
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