Recent content by Cringe the Clown

I personally enjoy feeling my respect for everyone around me fade as fast as my patience for their arguments.

As a general rule it's good to not think about anyone else's relationships, and focus on yours alone. Yours is not going great, and you are probably wanting to stick up for this meta because you are not used to sticking up for yourself. You deserve to be your own advocate though. She hurts you...

Technically the1995 buddy-cop movie, Money Train counts, but I wouldn't make my worst enemy watch it.

Oh man, the level of obliviousness to flirting I could "brag" to you about. An autistic personality isn't a dating death sentence though. He will have to try harder than other people, and be wary of burnout, but that is in everything, not just romance. There are aspects to the condition that can...

I do not like to take things personally. Messing with my friends is one of the things I will get hype over though. That was when I suggested that maybe I should see other people too. Best impulse decision I'd made in years even if I caught a few black eyes.

I kept getting myself into really unhealthy situations with monogamy because I attract a certain type. That type isn't bad, I'm just the worst for them. About three years ago my partner of eight years confessed her love for another man. At first I was like, "cool, I noticed you've been happy...

That sounds vey personal, so you should be more specific about what you want to deal with. As far as I can tell, nobody here will say you are wrong for wanting monogamy. The habits that will make you a good partner are universal to poly, and mono.

I can only really second what has already been said. You have been extremely disrespected. Make a plan to escape. Don't do it in a moment of passion. Breakups with certain types can be dangerous. Not saying he's that type, but don't gamble.

In my experience it means the husband doesn't know. That was two out of millions of people though, so I'm not going to say it's a universal red flag. Surely some people are happy that way, and figured out how to make it more wholesome than it sounds. Heck, some couples stay together forever...

I personally have nothing against haunts, but they're controversial in the clownmunity because they don't fit into the traditional pie-ararchy. A lot of oldheads have a narrow view on what constitutes humor, what a clown's job is, and who we can work for. It's not my style, but fear can make...

Thanks for the welcome from a fellow Detroiter. Do you ever revisit the city?

That clown isn't me. The Cringe in the picture is what we call a haunt. I'm a traditional hobo, or tramp clown. Specialty is delivering singing telegrams, dry humor, and drinking without smearing my paint. Also do wakes, and bar mitzvas. Fight Club is great. Haunted is my no1 recommendation...

There are so many things to say, but I'll keep it very, very truncated. I'm an asocial entertainer catering to coulrophiliacs across the metro Detroit area. Background is like something out of a Chuck Palahniuk story. Relationship status is currently unstable, but diverse. Days are mostly spent...