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Confucious say: Best time to plant tree - 20 years ago. Second-best time to plant tree - right now.

You recognize that these are your issues and you stop worrying about what other people think of you. You arrange your life in a way that is true to who you are, and you own up to choices you make that are counterproductive or at odds with what you believe is right. You say "yes, i have decided...

I prefer to think of it as "talking to the pink elephant". "hi there elephant. You are mighty pink today, that you are, oh yes, yes indeed," said the purple and green striped paisley zebra. U do NOT mess with purple-and-green-striped-paisley-zebra. It R srs bsns.

Yeah, well i hang out with nudist swingers, so everyone searches and checks everyone else constantly. And still in nine years i've only met one person that way that i've liked enough to fuck, i mean "get to know better". Tee hee.:D

Just imagine what it's like to have a hotplate that will not weigh anything, no matter how well you communicate with it.

Flies like me. People are jealous.

I was spanked by a pessimistic flyswatter over the weekend. They got me and missed the fly.

I find pessimist-bashing offensive and hostile. Please stop immediately.

Indie Indie Indie! Have you never had a pubic hair lodged like right in the back of your throat, almost in your windpipe? I don't want to say something that can't be unsaid, but I am thinking lots of things that are different, yet the same.

Been getting texts from the two of them every few hours. Just read the ones from right before bed and first thing this morning. They talked a little (probably at the bonfire where they are - i think there might be another one tonigt if it doesn't rain - plus the oarjee grindy-dancing thing to...

LOL. :eek: All you have to do is say "I perceive hostility in this thread" and GAME OVER. Someone will be there momentarily to make it all better.

This thread has evolved. I got a text from New Person a little while ago saying that Spouse gave them a gallon of water for breaking into S's truck when S locked the keys inside last week. NP said they exchanged a few words but didn't chat, and that it "felt awkward!" What a sweetheart :o...

You never know. Maybe the OP composes music for a living and lives on his very own island in the caribbean. I hear that's a thing nowadays.

Marcus, I think LR is talking about basic household and mundane responsibilities, not "I am not sure I still want the same things out of this relationship as you do anymore"-- artificial "obligations." If you share certain basic necessities, such as the mortgage, and one member of the household...

I'll kick whoever I want out of my house. There are like, laws and stuff that give me that right. "Seniority" and "community" can eat my sweet shorts. Fortunately, I don't have people over much because I can't stand to be around most of them most of the time.

Hitchhiker hitchhiker, wherefore art thou more or less going There's fruit in mehico? Then what does canada have to do with it? Someone keeps changing the map. I can't wait to get off this planet again.

Why It's fun to stay at the WHY = (Em)c^2

What is this "pipeline"? Is it that thing they built so that all the slaves in canada could sneak over into Russia? No wait, i have russia confused with Alaska. The slaves can escape to Mexico. That's what i meant. It's been a while since i heard it on NPR.

Picking on the poly-triad hopefuls again? You wanna be careful how you treat the newcomers. Most unwelcoming, you know. I think there's like a law or something against that here. You could get sent directly to jail, and not be allowed to collect $200 of fake paper Monopoly money, by Hasbro or...

Oh believe me - i'd rather be rich instead of fabulous, but you need money to make money and the fabulous just follows me around like a dark, ominous cloud.