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  1. BoringGuy

    New and so sad

    Yes, I call them "endorphins", not "relationship energy". One is based on brain chemistry, the other is some new-agey hoo-hah (I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST NEW-AGEY HOO-HAH BUT LET"S CALL IT WHAT IT IS). Ten days + two dates = brain-chemistry imbalance (also known as a "bender")
  2. BoringGuy

    Business trip-- need a kick in the a$$

    Well you can't CALL someone an ass, but you can refer to their butt-cheeks as a three-letter word.
  3. BoringGuy

    Boyfriend getting divorced

    Sounds like you don't have a whole lot of trust and communication in that relationship. No wonder his wife is divorcing him too. What a catch he must be.
  4. BoringGuy

    Texting agreements

    People need to be TOLD this?
  5. BoringGuy

    Hello :)

    This is one of the most fundamental basic important things. And the changes start from the INSIDE, not from the outside. One way to ease into changing the way you think is instead of "we" start using "so-and-so and I" or "so-and-so and me" (use "I" when it's a subject and "me" when it's a...
  6. BoringGuy

    New and so sad

    Right, I got the "low bullshit threshold subroutine" when they were handing out the software because I was first in line and they only had like ten of those. By the time all the fashionably late people got their subroutines, all they had left was "polite and subtle". I think COBOL disappeared...
  7. BoringGuy

    New and so sad

    Yeah well clearly i have that polarizing persona going on. We can talk about me on my profile wall or in one of the threads i started. I don't care if people say unflattering things to me or about me in those. It's just like real life. Some people like you, some don't. What is wrong however is...
  8. BoringGuy

    New and so sad

    I'm not going to hijack this and make it all about me. It is obvious that the OP read my breaking up thread when it first appeared. They can go read the rest of it if they really want that answer. Something tells me it was probably a rhetorical question though. But seriously, OP. you are acting...
  9. BoringGuy

    New and so sad

    I was JUST going to say the exact same thing. I also reported the name-calling to the administrator. Just because you don't like being told to take a bath in ice water does not mean you get to call people "tools". Admin, does that remind you of anyone else we know?
  10. BoringGuy

    Tell me about your poly life

    There have been quite a few threads like this lately, asking, "What does your poly look like?" or "Provide me with a list of pros and cons of monogamy and polyamory," by users with no posting history. I wonder if some of these folks invite strangers to their homes for dinner to chew their food...
  11. BoringGuy

    Guys who shave... down there

    I think this case-scenario is more common than many people would admit to pubicly i mean publicly.
  12. BoringGuy

    so has this ever worked?

    >crickets chirping<
  13. BoringGuy

    I <3 your avatar!

    I <3 your avatar!
  14. BoringGuy

    New and so sad

    a WEEK and a HALF ago? You mean like, ten DAYS ago? How old are you? Take a bath in some ice water. That should set you straight.
  15. BoringGuy

    Breaking (up) News

    OK, once I'm done with Mags' I'll copypasta one for you. But be careful what you wish for...
  16. BoringGuy

    Breaking (up) News

    In that case I could just send you some sudafed and a get-well card. Stand by, Major Tom.
  17. BoringGuy

    Breaking (up) News

    See what i mean? I could get more action than the popular kids do if i wanted it. Why do you all think i have so work so hard at being un-charming? Don't answer that - allow me: the reason is because there is only one of me and if everyone knew how fabulous i really am, i'd never have the...
  18. BoringGuy

    Breaking (up) News

    Perhaps i have only mentioned the "closed" end of the other relationship in private messages, but i guess i assumed i'd said it to you at some point. Yes; although i wouldn't use the word "forbade" because it's harsh and angry-sounding and i only allow my favorite fairy godmother to fart the...
  19. BoringGuy

    Breaking (up) News

    Well you know, with their other relationship off now, they are no longer restricted from doing things with other people again. You may recall that while our relationship is "open", the other partner didn't want them seeing anyone else. I told them they can now go ahead and join the oarjeez with...
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