You can regain your virginity here

[BoringGuy]

Apparently, the software this forum runs on has a special feature I was not hitherto aware of. (I used "hitherto" in a sentence! Anyone know what rhymes with "hitherto"? Let me know if and when you do). I am not sure what it will do to me if i try to use it though. Although, becoming Invisible didn't hurt much. Just a little soreness for a day or two. But it's totally worth it - everyone can see me and I can't see anyone.

 

[BoringGuy]

Oh wait wait. This isn't what I thought it was. This doesn't give your virginity back to YOU. It gives it to OTHER people. What good is that? We can do that ourselves. We don't need an internet widget...