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    Malfunktioning and meandering

    If you noticed there's an addition to my signature. That's right, Mouse used the G-word yesterday and I giggled in glee. We don't get to see each other a whole lot but text like mad. She has been calming words when I'm stressed as I hope I've been to her in her time of need as well. Crux and I...
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    Malfunktioning and meandering

    How to chastise someone else's child without being a tyrant. Been lost in writing land lately, it's getting hard to concentrate due to friends have just moved in with us til their new house closes. Thing is, they also have a 5 year old who is very good friends with BC but he's a wild child who...
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    Guys who shave... down there

    This thread just made me milk-thru-nose it. I knew a girl once who used to have a hay-day down there. It seemed every date there was a new color and design. Okay, seriously? Who dyes their pubes?! And the designs? Yeah, time consumer.
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    good morning

    Or Stiltsville, in a cabin on stilt in the middle of the ocean off the Florida Keys. Someday.... Someday... That'll be me.
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    My story, hoping for advice and wisdom from some of you??

    Oh, that's so hard to hear! You've been rocked and I can TOTALLY see where you would become insecure with all of this. Has he been supportive of your emotional state? The loss of a child is gripping to the mother through instincts and, brace yourself, the dreaded HORMONES. :( I agree with...
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    My story, hoping for advice and wisdom from some of you??

    I was told once that I think too much, that when I stopped thinking about it in a negative way then I would start to see the real situation. This person is very smart and dear to me. Life is clearer and far less confusing and emotionally unstable when you release tension and focus on the good...
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    Breaking (up) News

    Just FAB-ulous!
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    good morning

    Jealous!! Oh yeah! I forgot about the 6 monthly pedi appointments afterwards and immunizations. :D
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    Opening Up

    Hi Bluebird and welcome to the forum. I hope you the best in your journey! Currently I'm going on a test kick. I'm taking every personality test from "The Five Love Languages" to the "MBTI" And even the silly ones on OKC just for fun :D My partner is as well. This gives us an opportunity to...
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    good morning

    True, babies don't cost us anything til we takes em home here in the Great White North. I don't know about other provinces but in mine we frequent the doctor monthly til mth 7, then twice on mth 8 and then weekly from wk 36 and on. This, of course, doesn't include all he bloodwork appointments...
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    Your most recent OKC messages. post em here!

    HA! Never heard that one yet! LMAO
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    Wide Awake

    We're stuck on the Aussie version of Bananas in Pyjamas. I used to think grown men in banana costumes wearing matching pyjamas was creepy but now it the song. I hear the song and cringe because I KNOW it's all I'm going to hear after my 5 year old gets word of it. On a continual loop: bananas...
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    Down the Rabbit Hole

    Like the old Disney adage claims "you just gotta put one foot in front of the other". We all learn from our pasts. Well, some of us at least :D
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