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  1. Malfunktions

    Your most recent OKC messages. post em here!

    This just in! :P Him- what a coincidence I was looking for an enemy they are the best sex Things I found wrong in this. 1. No punctuation 2. No capitalization 3. And well, isn't it obvious? Put it back in your pants, Buddy. Did I respond? Not just no, but HELL no.
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    Doom!

    I thought so. :D Xared, I'm hittin you up when the time comes then cause figuring is not my strength but advice is. Hmm? Coincidence? LOL
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    Non-sexual partners

    How about going fishing? You could ask things like, How many relationships are too many? If they answer in a hypothetically beneficial manner then you could proceed with something like, How about you? What's too many for you? But that's just MHO. I'm almost too blunt for poly it seems...
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    Hi from the Canadian East Coast :)

    But planning so deeply and far in the future tends to lead to getting your hopes up. And when a person gets their hopes up they tend to fall. HARD. This is something I cannot stress enough. You are planning too far in the future given the data you have shared. Obviously, I'm not a soothsayer...
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    Doom!

    Everyone's on a train track lol LIFE is that track.. The train just seems to be whichever problem/decision you are facing at the time. So far, I haven't been chased down by the train too bad usually because I come across a track switch. One of those points with the lever. To say I avoid is an...
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    Paint Fumes and Street Art

    I would much rather have the monolithic ugliness of an add then what we have here. Imagine your driving along contentedly and then all of a sudden God Is yelling at you that you have sinned to believe abortion is in! Country roads here are littered with distasteful "God is watching"...
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    Hi from the Canadian East Coast :)

    Communication and best friendage IMHO, and I'm fairly new, as well, to Polyamory but this is what I think. Long distance is hard for ANY relationship , be it mono or not, and the jealous woman out west may not take you seriously because you are the LDR. Are you attempting to communicate with...
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    Color Coding?

    They're Pinky and the Brain, They're Pinky and the Brain One is a genius, the others insane. Pinky-What are we doing tonight, Brain? Brain- The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Mess with the posters by randomly changing their colours and sparking a five page conversation about text...
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    Hi from the Canadian East Coast :)

    Hey I'm an East coaster too! New Brunswick here :) You didn't know about his other women until recently?
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    What do you call people who dislike, hate, or are afraid of the polyamorous?

    Plenty of heterosexuals find themselves in a poly situation such as a Vee. Are the haters of poly going to be anti-queer? Anti-amour? Or are they just serial monogamists? Gay wo/man, mono- obviously not anti-queer but tends to remain mono. Straight wo/man, mono- again, tends to remain mono...
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    Color Coding?

    Agreed! Purples the BEST color :)
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    Color Coding?

    You musta had a St.Patrick's day special shot of special medication ;)
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    Color Coding?

    LOL It could be hunters orange if they are in jail. That's what the nice men cleaning the porta-johns in the park wear. :D
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    Color Coding?

    Lol I like the green :D
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    What do you call people who dislike, hate, or are afraid of the polyamorous?

    Haters be hatin'! I have heard the term "mono-strict". I would use tat one I think...
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    Malfunktioning and meandering

    Take two So our movie fell through last week :( but we are going tonight and I'm so elated! We met for coffee the other day and its been a roller coaster of GOOD emotions. She younger than originally thought but I'm ok with that. My age is just a number.. I certainly don't act it. C is more on...
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    Why and how did you get into poly?

    Because I enjoy the different flavours Because I enjoy the discovery of new partners. Because I enjoy the bonds. Most of all? Because I am not a wh+door-do+e. I am simply mixing my own 57 ingredients.
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    Non-sexual partners

    An intense friendship could be just as satisfying as a relationship. Friends tend to be able to disclose more about there feelings to a person they are not obligated to fix an issue with.
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    Make No Scents!

    *armpit smell* SUPERSTAR! When I find a smell that piques my interest it instantly drives me to want to bathe in them. (I maintain my composure at least a little.) It's like the defining factor between relations and attachment for me. E smells so good I want to crawl into her sometimes.;) But...
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    Aquarius-the "sluts" of Polyamory

    16- the magic number I agree Natja. I follow the Meyers Briggs system if 16 cause its a broader pool. Leaves more to the populace to be individual within their individual signs. :) even tho I don't directly make decisions about love and life based on my astrology I find it fascinatingly...
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