How Mono Are You?
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MonoVCPHG
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i love this thread, but not only this one, b'c i'm not mono
I'm always suspisious when I hear a non-mono person say they love something..I naturally assume they want to have sex with it
berserker239
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I'm always suspisious when I hear a non-mono person say they love something..I naturally assume they want to have sex with it
hey hey hey, we only wanna have sex with it if it moves. Now excuse me, my girlfriends are moving
xD
berserker239
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Trees blow in the wind...dogs and chickens move....eeeewwwww
Yeah and those trees sure do blow really well
MonoVCPHG
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those trees sure do blow really well
Except for Weeping Willows...I think thier sobbing and sniffling would be very distracting. I'll have to ask one of my polygardener friends
Sunshinegrl
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*Ponders* Can one become a fan of a good stiff breeze on facebook? heheheheh
I prefer my partners to be the same species as me. Just saying.
I prefer my partners to be the same species as me. Just saying.
berserker239
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Except for Weeping Willows...I think thier sobbing and sniffling would be very distracting. I'll have to ask one of my polygardener friends
you get a cherry blosom so you can teach her a thing or two
MonoVCPHG
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No thank you!! I'm not only mono but I am also very anti-virgin...zero interest in sapplings..I like older growth trees..err "tree".
berserker239
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MonoVCPHG
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I'm so mono I think my ultimate relationship would be with myself!! Not those flings I have in the shower every morning either
berserker239
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I'm so mono I think my ultimate relationship would be with myself!! Not those flings I have in the shower every morning either
I knew it! Your poly! Your with Red AND yourself!
MonoVCPHG
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It doesn't count if I'm alone with myself as long as I moan her name...we have rules you know
berserker239
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It doesn't count if I'm alone with myself as long as I moan her name...we have rules you know
Oh no it still counts.
StValentine
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Im so mono I wont eat the double stuff oreos
LovingRadiance
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DAMN I knew I was poly all along!!!!!! I won't eat oreos that aren't double stuff!!!!
C says he's so mono he feels guilty looking at himself in the mirror.....
MonoVCPHG
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I'm soo mono that.....
When eating those addictive little bastards I follow these steps:
1) Pull the the Oreo apart into three peices (because frankly seeing the white part sandwiched between two hard wafers makes me think of an orgy)
2) After licking all the icing off one wafer, I toss it to the side because I'm seriously not into eating two of anything.
3) I then decide on which piece to eat first, icing or waffer, and commit to only eating that part until it is all gone. Once that little treat is finished I feel quite ok with moving on the next
When eating those addictive little bastards I follow these steps:
1) Pull the the Oreo apart into three peices (because frankly seeing the white part sandwiched between two hard wafers makes me think of an orgy
)2) After licking all the icing off one wafer, I toss it to the side because I'm seriously not into eating two of anything.
3) I then decide on which piece to eat first, icing or waffer, and commit to only eating that part until it is all gone. Once that little treat is finished I feel quite ok with moving on the next
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LovingRadiance
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OMG I am laughing so hard Mono. That is hysterical!!!!!!!!!
MonoVCPHG
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I'm so mono...
I just spent 30 minutes researching Polynesian cuisine to see if it really means I have to share with everyone.
I wasted my entire lunch hour debating the ethics of eating marble cheese ....I eventually picked out all the orange parts but was so disturbed I ended up having a single slice of good old fashion plain white bread. I was going to eat healthier and have some multi grain but really, who am I kidding....it's "multi".
I just spent 30 minutes researching Polynesian cuisine to see if it really means I have to share with everyone.
I wasted my entire lunch hour debating the ethics of eating marble cheese ....I eventually picked out all the orange parts but was so disturbed I ended up having a single slice of good old fashion plain white bread. I was going to eat healthier and have some multi grain but really, who am I kidding....it's "multi".