Gags, jokes & one liners

Noticed a great gag from a thread, figured a gag thread may be just the thing to break up the horrifying reality of mundane existence, so to open with:
✓69?


8 something

(Courtesy puck?)

..... Which actually is 8.30662.....
Which could be read, prudishly



(Ate something, oh sicx, sicx two.....) I know you shouldn't have to explain a joke, but reality spoken, and reality typed....
Ok, I'll get my coat...
 
Worst pickup line of all time:
"I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U."
 
Noticed a great gag from a thread, figured a gag thread may be just the thing to break up the horrifying reality of mundane existence, so to open with:
✓69?


8 something

(Courtesy puck?)

..... Which actually is 8.30662.....
Which could be read, prudishly



(Ate something, oh sicx, sicx two.....) I know you shouldn't have to explain a joke, but reality spoken, and reality typed....
Ok, I'll get my coat...
I have no idea wtf any of this is. Even your explanation is confusing.
 
8.30662 is the (approximate) square root of 69.
 
8.30662 = eight-something = ate something
 
Finally the answer to
" A donkey stood between two bales of hay, starving to death as it can't decide which one to eat"...
Eat both!
Or, invited to three parties but unable to decide so sat at home drinking coffee...
Go to all of them- yay!
 
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