BoringGuy

And I promise - cross my heart, hope to die, needles, fire, the whole nine yards - that I will not do this again. My shame is that I have now triggered a line in your sig... D'oh!

It was 99% out, just being a pisser. More of a "bip" and it was out, and the cat was happy. I was still not about to help, even with the paranoid cat expressions of "what the hell is following me?!" The cat is safe, and the hair elastics are monitored.

As of right now, my profile page has had 420 visits.

OMG DON'T EVER PULL SOMETHING OUT OF A CAT'S ASS SUCH AS TINSEL OR STRINGS OR HAIR OR ELASTICS! That can gravely injure the cat!

Oh please please tell everyone you know not to do this. Just wait until it comes out by itself.


#notfunny

My partner deserved the party hats and confetti for pulling the hair elastic out of the cat. Yes, THAT end.

Above and beyond the call of duty, says I.

I wish there was a Like button for these wall posts!

I love it when i get home and my spouse says with a look on their face and a tone of voice rife with deep accomplishment and satisfaction: "there was cat puke [wherever] and i cleaned it up."

At that point i break out the party hats, balloons, noisemakers, etc., and call my 25 closest friends on Skype to get over here RIGHT NAO because we have something to celebrate.

My kids found what they thought was an oatmeal cookie under one of their beds. Luckily, they were skeptical.

Not a cookie. Just the pile of mostly-undigested dry food that the OTHER cat hadn't found and eaten.

Mmmmmmm... cookies...

It seems like they always puke 3 times in a row. Sometimes you can get enough warning that you get a chance to move them to a clear area. My favorite thing is when they explode hairballs from the shelf above the kitchen sink and it lands in the clean dishes. Also, when they puke slightly used dry food and someone re-eats most of it before i get the chance to pick it up. Fun. Good times.

Cats ARE better than people, aren't they. Also one of mine just vomited all over my vacuum cord making extra 3D cleanup work :/ I was considering taking relationship lessons from them until that happened.

Better = plusgood, minusbad. Blaaaaaaaah...

Define "better". Gaaaaaaaah...

Cats are better than people. One minute they smack each other for getting too close together, the next minute they're eating each other's vomit.

do NOT change a fucking thing... Nance and I are damn close to getting "BoringGuy" tshirts and coffee mugs

If I really wanted to annoy people, I'd start quoting Camille Paglia as if I had her confused with Robert Heinlein.

On second thought, I don't think anyone would notice.

Good, LOL glad to see more people around here dn't take everything so srsly all the time. that is what i changed in my signature to "hopeless not serious", it's the name of a book by Paul Watzlawick sp? and can give better advice for communication.... wait, no that's his other book "How Real is Real". Anyway. It is not a "poly book" it is a book for the duration & re-blows me away every time. I read the whole "Operation Mincemeat" series of books which I learned about from HRIR and it really is under-rated! This is where it is all at, if you want to lose your mind and realize that you cannot make sense of anything and you might as well give up trying.

Hey BG. Please dont take this as a sycophantic comment. Nancy and I both enjoy the living shit out of reading the things you post. You frequently have us both in stitches. lol

Spouse is with OSO tonite. Gonna get freaky with myself & pop an Amy's frozen pizza into the oven, take a bath with my favorite sex toys, and spike my hard cider with 200 proof EtOH. Oh and I almost forgot - I'm watching "That 70's Show" from beginning to end on Netflix... about halfway through Season 2 so far. Donna and Eric just had sex and Red just got a job at Pricemart. I fucking love this show. I was a little kid when these events took place and this is exactly how I remember it, except I wasn't old enough to smoke weed at the time.

I like how the cats smack each other when they are walking around and five minutes later they're eating off the same plate.

This is the line item from that blog that most closely fits the situation in the post 3 below this one:

5. Don’t boast about your future success. It may bring bad luck. You see if people you’re talking about might envy you and put you evil eye on you. It’s safer to sound pessimistic even when you’re sure of success. If you cannot help yourself, after saying, “Next month I get a promotion”, spit three times over your left shoulder. Don’t do it literally – three symbolic spits will do. You can also knock on wood.




I also like the Ugly Baby one a lot.

I have heard that; I am not religious but I am superstitious. I like this blog post:

http://konstantin2005.blogspot.com/2005/09/traditions-and-superstitions.html

http://konstantin2005.blogspot.com/2005/09/russian-superstitions-part-2.html