On the lighterside...The 'Things I never thought I would say...'

My boyfriend is watching my kids so my husband I can go on a date.
My husband and my boyfriend are hanging out tonight.
My husband and I are having dinner with my boyfriend.

lol.

I think I should create a line of polyamorous greeting cards.
 
"Didn't I have pants?"

"Do you have my underwear?"

A bi guy said "Is this shirt too gay?"

Girl: "Is this nice smelly soap for your gay half?"
Bi guy: "Yes! Now gimme."

Him calling his girlfriend: "Hi babe. Guess what?"
Her: "What?"
Him: "I have (new couple) here at my house and we're all half naked."
Her (laughing hysterically): "You dog!"


Ah, fun times.
 
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One of my best friends throws huge queer dance parties in the city. My husband and our girlfriend dressed up in black t-shirts that had the numbers 1, 2, 3 on them. One of my straight friends (very conventional) came to the party and kept glancing at our costumes - the look on her face when she said "Oh, I JUST got your costume" was priceless.

Favourite quotes?
My husband -

"I'm really starting to get used to sleeping in the middle."
"You've got mad skills with the ladies."
"I'll pick up our girlfriend and we'll meet you when you're done having dinner with yours."

Me:
(in conversation with a curious friend)
Her: "So what did you think the first time you saw your husband having sex with another woman?" Me: "Wow, that is HOT!"
 
sex fun

So i was making love to my secondary (I hate the terms) and i wasnt able to cum, too many things going on.

So we got together later, now my parents were staying with us for a few days. They had gone out and we were expecting a phone call before they got back, so we went upstairs. About 2 mins in i hear my name being called, but wasnt sure if i heard right, then i heard my name again and "we've got company". It was my parents. The 2 of us were making out already (talk about coitus interruptus) mad scramble as we quietly put clothes back on, (remember we are in a quad). Our others make an excuse of where we are. then each of us come down and the other 2 our playing right along.

Then this morning my primary and my BF talk and plan for us, that myself and my GF should get together this morning to finish what we started.
 
"She likes me?" *blinks rapidly*

A little while later...

"She thinks I'm funny?" :eek: "That's... cool."

All things I thought to myself when my metamour expressed these statements to my husband and he relayed the info. :p
 
Not even there

So yesterday my wife gets up and asks me if I know a 'Victoria'. I said no not really , then I got in trouble. Lol....she said she just slapped me in her dream, I asked her why, she said --in the dream I came in the house after being out for a couple of hours to get milk, in the dream she asked me if I had had a 'meeting' (our code for making out with someone). Again in the dream she asked with who , to which I replied Victoria, I then got slapped. That's when I woke her up. And here I was in trouble and I wasn't even there.
 
While teasing Lin a bit, he got fed up and shouted at Sward: "Your wife/woman is getting on my nerves!" Sward smirked and said:"Ah, it's my wife/woman now?" Lin stopped and thought about what he said for a moment and had to laugh about his wording. Woman and wife are exchangeable in German :)
 
Picking up kids from school one day.

Teacher: How are you related to child 1?
Me: akward silence
Child 2: She's my mom.
Child 1: He's my brother
Me: you could say we are pretty close.
Teacher: oh, like sisters?
Child 1: No, they aren't sisters. She lives with us.
Child 2: yea, he's my brother.
Teacher: (awkward look at me) oh ok.

Child 1 is my partners child. Child 2 is my child from previous relationship.
 
To my husband: "honey, do you mind if (my boyfriend) comes over so I can do his hair?"
I think that one pretty much tops my list for now.
 
Jewell (my wife) to Lover (my boyfriend) on the phone: "She really needs to get away and spend the day with her boyfriend."
 
Me and Mya have soon been together for 9 months. Our conversation yesterday:

Me: Think about it, it birth control had failed we could have a baby right now... no, wait. (We're both women.)
Mya: hahah :D
Me: I'm so glad that if you did get pregnant, it's for certain that I wouldn't be the father. :cool:

Then I started to think.. How often would those words be uttered outside of a poly-context? You know, after finding out his gf is pregnant, a guy going "Oh, thank God it's not mine!" I think even for a person who wants to remain childfree it might not be great news...
 
I'm in the very early stages of poly dating. I met GF on OKC, but so far GF and I have spent more time with our spouses present than we have alone.

From my wife:

"Would your GF like me to knit her a scarf?"

(Wife's favorite flavor is peppermint. On hearing that GF invited us over and had made peppermint fudge)
"Peppermint fudge? She can have you"

(Tonight is our first actual date.) "Do you need me to pack an overnight bag for you?"

..and they are talking about taking craft classes together, I'm bringing a class schedule on our date.
 
To a car sales man, I'm picking up my wife in the morning and giving my girlfriend and her husband a lift in the evening. Can we reschedule?
 
On Monday, we had Wendigo over for the day. At one point, I asked Runic Wolf if he'd be okay with Wendigo giving me a mustache ride. His response was sure. I'll be down in a few. Then later he told me he'd been intentionally giving us some time to ourselves. It was very sweet. :D
 
I am taking a shower and my wife and her bf come in the bathroom while discussing something and he says dont mind me i just need to use a little water as he starts to go pee in the toilet.
 
My gf miss pixi said as my former Boytoy and I come out of the bedroom:

"You both look so glowy!" *big smile*
 
fresh

Or as my gf and i come down to the living room. My wife says to our bf "they both have that freshly fu**ed look on them. We all smile and my gf giggles.
 
On phone to a guy I'm kinda now seeing....

Him: "I'm headed out to see two couples I know tonight, they're cooking dinner. I'm very nervous about it...."
Me: "Oh no biggie, just wear something sexy and that nice cologne that I told you turns me on! They'll be crazy about ya!"
Him: "I meant I'm nervous about their cooking, you dork!"
Me: "Oh that? Well damn, you had my hopes up!"
:D
 
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