On the lighterside...The 'Things I never thought I would say...'

PixieBoo said:
"Monogamy sounds like a dirty word."
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I went to a kink conference this past weekend and one of the classes offered was called "Monogamy without shame." I asked my primary and secondary if we should go crash it. ;)
 
My current favorite happened about a week ago. This girl at the local watering whole we frequent had been eyeballing our table off and on throughout the night. Toward the end of the evening she came up I was sitting with T and asked her, "is this your boyfriend?" she immediately responded with "yep, and that's my husband over there." The girls jaw hit the floor like cartoon character. Wish I had a camera to capture that look, I was rolling! :D
 
togetherness

So last night we had a sleep over at our fourples place. so we were watching tv and my wife and her BF were chatting when all of a sudden they start making out with smiles from myself and my gf.

after a bit my gf and i decide to climb into bed in the other bedroom. My wife comes by just as we are getting to bed and says 'be quite but have fun'. because my gf's daughter is in the room underneath us.
 
Magdlyn said:
I went to a kink conference this past weekend and one of the classes offered was called "Monogamy without shame." I asked my primary and secondary if we should go crash it. ;)
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I love this. I would love to crash a class like now!

A friend and his (now ex) girlfriend were asking about one of my boyfriends whilst out for drinks with myself and the other who I have been dating significantly longer (at some point I'm going to have to give them names this is confusing...). If there wais something they 'like' better about the boyfriend I have been longer they announce 'And that's why he's boyfriend number one'. A couple of months later when out with the same friend but other boyfriend we ended up having a discussion as to whether or not I should break up with 'boyfriend one' temporarily and the ask him out again so that 'boyfriend 2' could get a fair chance at being boyfriend number one.
Just for clarification: to me they are not boyfriend number 'one' and 'two' in a ranking system type was to me they are both primary realtionships of great importance.
 
My 2 guys walk into a bar

Or any other thing you thought you'd never say in a mono relationship. B accompanied T (hubby) to the gym tonight. I told B not to hurt himself & T not to let B hurt himself. I was afraid the testosterone might start flying although I know neither are typically that way.
In the meantime while B was still at work, T was waxing C's (B's wife's) bikini area. These are things I never could have imagined happening let alone experiencing them.

I would love to hear about anyone else's "odd" experiences when moving from mono to poly.
 
My gf L drove me to the airport so I could go visit gf F who was overseas for a month working. When F and I returned from that trip, F's bf J picked us up from the airport. I went to see L while F and J had a reunion.
 
My wife helped me pick out a halloween present for my ex? gf.
 
The oddest thing we ever do is walk into a restaurant and say, "Table for three please."
 
At work for awhile I was nights, 12s, six days a week for about a month. To spend time with all my people, my single night off looked like this:
Couple hours with kids
Date with wife
Quiet project around the house
Drive out to girlfriends house around 3 am (her husband was also working)
Climb in bed, doze, get up and do breakfast with gf
Back home to bed for the day.
 
kdt26417 said:
The oddest thing we ever do is walk into a restaurant and say, "Table for three please."
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Dude was setting up reservations for our Arizona trip and was wondering how it would look when he booked the "Valentine's Package" for three. (The schedule didn't work for me to get there for Valentine's - but MrS and Dude spent it together...at the Grand Canyon...at sunset...Aww:rolleyes:)

I've told it here before but...after spending an hour or so trying to get the room I reserved at a packed hotel (smoking room, king-size bed), the desk guy finally found me one. I asked for three keys and he said "You know this room has ONE king-size bed?" To which I wanted to reply: "In that case ... I'll take FOUR." (which would have come in handy as my gf VV was able to join us later:D)
 
A boss said he saw a few girls he recognized from me, but wasn't sure if it was my wife or girlfriend, I said:
Well which one was it? They get along and go shopping together, so maybe both
he thought it was funny
 
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