#PolyProblems

Bluebird

Bluebird

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When your sudoku book is in your husband's bedroom in the basement, but you're in your other husband's room, two flights up from there.

That's my morning! :) Anyone else have some silly poly problems to share?
 
When you have two partners and neither is available to go to a game day with you at a friend's an hour away.

(Luckily, Boy rescheduled something and is now going, but baby-wrangling alone when she hates the car was NOT sounding fun and I thought I was going to skip it. lol)
 
When you wake up in one bedroom and realize ALL your clean underwear is in the other apartment of the house.
 
When you have a job interview the morning that you're with your boyfriend, but all your "professional" clothes are at the home you share with your husband.
 
Not mine, but Chops':

  • Buying two pairs of running shoes (one for each house), and leaving one in your gym bag so you end up without them anyway
  • Having all your work shirts migrate to one house while your work pants end up at the other (how does that HAPPEN?!).
 
When you're in the mood for Quiznos but both of your companions are in the mood for pizza. (My life is so hard)
 
Haha Kevin! My guys outnumber me so they'll vote for Hibachi Buffet every time, the jerkfaces. :)
 
When the guys are arguing over who needs the convenience of the master bed with attached bath and you just want to go to sleep. (Boy said Hubby needs it since he had the baby and might be up more often, Hubby said Boy needs it since he gets up earlier and needs to get ready for work)
 
When one boyfriend, one girlfriend, and one FB all want you to eat more veggies and veggies are gross.

When it's not your turn on the Sybian.
 
Oh yeah, also...

When the hot tub isn't working at the Sensualists' house.

When the apartment clubhouse is closed for maintenance and Zen and I can't shoot pool.

When my hair gets hung up in the Wartenburg Wheel.
 
When your expectations for spectacular sex are suddenly set entirely too high.

When you are having a disagreement with one partner and the other shouts from the couch: "You know he's right!"

Filling your freezer with multiple tubs of ice cream because everyone thinks everyone else's favourite flavour is gross.
 
Oh, I am loving some of these. :) So many nuances that we'reno prepared for.
  • telling my wife & her bf to stop making out in the livingroom because they're distracting the rest of us from the TV
  • finding that my partners have created a sleeping schedule for me
  • having an FWB consult that schedule (& sometimes conferring with one or more of my partners) before asking me out
 
Being told by my husband that my date with my boyfriend this week WILL be going to see a specific movie because he went to see it without me and wants to talk about it.:rolleyes:
 
When your 2 partners get to talking intensely about techy geeky stuff you have no interest in, and all you can think is, "Will somebody just shut up and have sex with me? Time's a wasting, here!"
 
When all your partners get to talking intensely about techy geeky stuff and you realise that you do have a "type" after all.
 
When the stars somehow align and you manage to have sex individually with all 3 of your guys on the same day, but none of them know it. Until later, when your boyfriend is like, how come you haven't been complaining about not getting laid - and then your husband asks you the same thing, shortly thereafter, and you can't keep that grin to yourself.
 
Emm said:
When all your partners get to talking intensely about techy geeky stuff and you realise that you do have a "type" after all.
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Ha, I've long known I've been attracted to geek and nerds, but they better be sexy horny ones!
 
When the sun comes up and one love and I both wake up and he initiates sexytime, and I kind of really want to reach out and pull other lover into it but she seems super tired and then I worry that we are waking her up, and I mention that maybe we should go to another bed and then that DOES wake her up and she leaves the room and I'm worried if she's mad we woke her up but then it's ok because she's not.
 
When I have the same conversation with everyone but one, then wonder why she doesn't know things because I can't keep track of who I talked to about what.
 
vinsanity0 said:
When I have the same conversation with everyone but one, then wonder why she doesn't know things because I can't keep track of who I talked to about what.
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Happens to me all the time. It's why I'm often like, "Did I tell you the story about ________? No? Well. Funny story..."

And I usually try to save conversation of any significance for in person or phone calls, and texts are just brief conveyance of little bits of needed info, so I can think of when I last saw/talked to someone, and when a thing happened, to recall who I have told... It's still a mess.
 
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