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FreshestFruitsandVeg

FreshestFruitsandVeg

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Hello,

I want multiple women and I want to live with them all in one house.

I want to grow fruits and vegetables and eat the healthiest diet.

I want to be as sexually active as possible and impregnate the women as many times as possible.

I want every woman to have an ecstatic childbirth each time she gives birth (and this happens due to eating the right diet...animal protein causes babies to grow larger than they should during gestation, thereby causing a difficult labor...also salt intake retains water, so the baby is larger and heavier than it should be).

And that's it pretty much. I want to live around other families who are similar to mine.

I want to make videos of our family and teach people how to be as healthy, sexual, reproductive, and happy like us!

I just want to be in a place where I get to be myself and be highly joyful and sexual, and have everyone appreciate it and accept it.
 
You need to find a breeding fetish site, this place is for the discussion of polyamory.
 
Greetings FreshestFruitsandVeg,
Welcome to our forum. Please feel free to lurk, browse, etc.

I read your other webpage, and found it interesting. I am not motivated enough to live in the kind of setup you envision, but I hope you'll find many people who are motivated enough.

Sincerely,
Kevin T., "official greeter" :)

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LAMBORGHINI LION MAN??

I have MISSED you!!

(Make sure the 50 women don't drink champagne while pregnant. That is legit bad, k?)
 
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LAMBORGHINI LION MAN??
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Just what I was thinking! We all get pink Lamborghini's right? and just turn over our money/wealth to you so we can get rich? (since you are "unmotivated" to, you know, GET A JOB." Since Preferably, I would like the women to not know how to use computers, if that is what must happen in order to attract women who would be happy living in polyamory, and not constantly thinking if there is a better opportunity out there (a richer man who she would marry).
 how exactly are you planning to find these breeder women if you aren't offering pink Lamborghinis?
 
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It would be so cool if it was the same dude who once in a while just came up with these wild delusions and came back to share them with the group.

And if he were totally serious.

That makes it even funnier somehow.

FWIW, his website is blocked at my place of employment. I don't know if that means that there are bad things embedded in it, or what, but I'd kinda advise anyone who has paid it a visit, to maybe scan your machine....just in case. My work's "blockers" are not extremely strict as far as I know, though I don't make a habit of testing them.
 
"A woman who is interested in NHL hockey ... why?" :)
 
FreshestFruitsandVeg said:
I want every woman to have an ecstatic childbirth each time she gives birth (and this happens due to eating the right diet....
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Nobody knows this specific poster, but we're familiar with breeder fetishists and their flavour of bullshit. Lamborghini Lion Man was a recent (hilarious) example of the genre.
 
FreshestFruitsandVeg said:
I want multiple women and I want to live with them all in one house.
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I always wanted to have several wives to take care of the home while I ...

I want to grow fruits and vegetables and eat the healthiest diet.
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This exactly.

I want to be as sexually active as possible and impregnate the women as many times as possible.
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Wow. That is so awesome. I once had a dream where I lived on a breeding farm.... as a mare. I woke up though. Not in that dream right now. But maybe if I get that dream again...

I want every woman to have an ecstatic childbirth each time she gives birth (and this happens due to eating the right diet...animal protein causes babies to grow larger than they should during gestation, thereby causing a difficult labor...also salt intake retains water, so the baby is larger and heavier than it should be).
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I think every woman wants that. You are golden. Not that I'm ready to quit pepperoni pizza yet, but if I ever wanted your child, I'm dead certain I'd WANT to quit it.

And that's it pretty much. I want to live around other families who are similar to mine.
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There are more like you? :eek:

I want to make videos of our family and teach people how to be as healthy, sexual, reproductive, and happy like us!
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Let me know if you need great youtube tutorials. There are lots of people sending spam on how to make a profitable youtube channel to me these days.

I just want to be in a place where I get to be myself and be highly joyful and sexual, and have everyone appreciate it and accept it.
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You, me and everyone, my friend.

I think you are just what this forum needed. Many here need to have such wisdom about life.


*ducks*
 
OK, for those who missed it...and no I am not going to search for the threads, they are buried somewhere around here in the dust of history...

These ideas blend and smoosh in my brain, from at least two different posters, but given the similarity, I decided that they were the same guy. They might as well be. Really fantastical and pastoral and colorfully imagined lifestyles were described, along with a demand for women to respond to join this poster in his dream (this is the common theme: Paint a lovely picture, demand females to fulfill it with him.)

1. A description of a lion pride where the male protects the females, who bring home the bacon. Poster requires women who make at least $50k a year, to join and form a communal family, and he will satisfy them all sexually, thereby earning his keep. They will all drive pink lamborghinis and drink lots of chamagne.

2. A man demanding women to become part of his poly "organism." He claimed that there were already large numbers of participants, but would not say where this "organism" lived. It sounded like a cult, or a multi-level-marketing scheme, at best. Amway, anyone?

I can't remember if there have been others.

But I've decided that they are funny. I'm sticking with that.

It is now, "Organic, Low-Sodium Babyfarming Lamborghini Lion Man"
Finally! The solution for the age old problem of salty babies! If only I had known...
 
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