Doing laundry Drama, I need advice from Moms and Dads

[Middlegirl]

I was doing laundry today (Tuesday is major laundry day, but I do it through out the week) over the past few weeks I have been missing underwear (panties, silky one in particular) it's like they disappeare and then I find them later. I was sorting laundry out of the hamper on the floor upstairs (the laundry room is on the second floor of the house)

I found 2 pairs in the pile from the boys bathroom(they share a jack and jill, or maybe for them it's Jack and Jack) well they were pretty crunchy (I'm a lesbian but I have been with a boy or 2 in the past) I have a hard time believing it's because of M. That brings me to my first question can a 9 year old even do that? If the answer is yes I don't know how comfortable I am talking to R &M about it. I washed them and it's no big deal to me they are clean.

Now here is the part where I might ramble alittle...

R&M will be upset because someone came into my room and took something that does not belong to them. They will also not be happy about the obvious.

The next thing, R often picks out my close for the day (it's a big turn for us both) that includes underwear. If she can't find what she is looking for she might ask, then I have to tell her. Also if I wait for that to happen that means I kept it from her in the first place. (It sounds like I sort of have my answer) how uncomfortable is this going to be??

I don't want anyone to be in trouble, maybe if I just start locking my room. Then that brings up another question. Jill why did you start locking your room?

I need some help on this one. I'm and only child so I didn't like have brothers..

Jill

 

[Middlegirl]

R will be home in half an hour

I am just going to tell her abou it.. I have a few solutions to offer...

 

[kdt26417]

So in a nutshell, your nine-year-old (son?) "borrowed" some of your underwear and spanked the monkey into it, if you will. I have to say, it doesn't seem like a big deal to me. Boys jerk off all the time, and it's nothing that shocking for a boy to get excited about a woman's underwear.

I'm not a parent, but my vote is to not react to it at all. The underwear went through the wash and is now clean, so no harm done. Does it need to be mentioned? If R asks you why you didn't tell her, you could say it's because you didn't think it was a big deal.

Perhaps I'm missing something? (Heh, missing something, get it)

So you decided to tell R and you had a few solutions in mind? How did R react and what were your solutions (or what solution did you decide to try)?

 

[Magdlyn]

I think usual age for first ejaculation is 11, but I have dated a guy who had his first ejaculation at age 8. He wasn't expecting it and had no idea what was going on!

It's common for boys to j/o into their mom's or sister's underwear. How much more tempting would a live-in younger lover of his parents' be.

I once had a few dates with a guy who liked to wear women's panties and would go into the shared laundry of his apartment building and steal panties!

Men! Sheesh!

 

[Middlegirl]

good thing I bit my tongue...

I am inclined to agree with everyone, as long as he is not like building up like a stock pile or anything. If I bring it up then it becomes a like a thing, and I really don't want it to be a thing... I will not react to it, other than to wash them, and that has been done, I will also check that hamper alittle more often.

 

[kdt26417]

That's the ticket.

 

[Dickdomin]

Panties and lenght of boys arms

I I have been missing underwear (panties, silky one in particular) it's like they disappeare and then I find them later.

I suspect you have been invade by one or more magician elves.

Now, I am not Mommy, but I had one, three sisters, one nanny, a wife, two daughters and a few thousand female ladies, many of whom came in and out if my house. I am that single guy who has tampax on his toilet top and new clean spare toothbrushes in my medicine cabinet. During one part of my life, after a few women seemed to have had menstrual mishaps, I even keep a selection of brand now panties in a bag in my closet. End of qualifying statement

First, wash those panties by hand. You are going to ruin the elastic. Never put them in a dryer.

I was sorting laundry out of the hamper on the floor upstairs (the laundry room is on the second floor of the house)

Ok now this part is more tricky, but stacked washer dryer or if finances allow the new washer and dryer in one. Put one in each bathroom.

Go in to take a bath/shower undress into the washer. Full add soap then hit the little switch which zaps the chipmunks.

That brings me to my first question can a 9 year old even do that? If the answer is yes I don't know how comfortable I am talking to R &M about it.

If That means the nasty disgusting that, the answer is only if you are not a practicing Catholic. Catholics have priest to do That to boys 12 and under.

For the rest (heathen idolaters) maybe. Do the have arms, with hands and fingers attached to those arms? I've heard speculation that if a boy can touch it, he's gonna touch it.

There is a fabulous TED talk about either sex or orgasms, by a woman and she of course showed some graphic child pornography of a fetus masturbating, yes male yes he was holding whatever we are suppose to call the thing that you might do That do.

Are you the boy lesbian or the girl one? Or one of those we haven't talk about that (a completely different that than That) cause the boy lesbian usually has the talk about That.

You might go up online and see if anyone has ever thought of the idea of how to discuss That with one or both of your children, though I find when I told one daughter something the other one knew it right away.

I washed them and it's no big deal to me they are clean.

Which brings us to the real question. Do the boys need the panties to be clean or pungent while they are doing that?

If pungent, you might lay a pair on each pillow with a note that says, "please put these in the hamper, (though I think asking them to wash them by hand is superior) when you are finished.

That might be an icebreaker on the That discussion.

Now here is the part where I might ramble alittle...

R&M will be upset because someone came into my room and took something that does not belong to them. They will also not be happy about the obvious.

The next thing, R often picks out my close for the day (it's a big turn for us both) that includes underwear. If she can't find what she is looking for she might ask,

I am feeling confused? R is sounding suspiciously like a female and I was in a Jack and Jack bathroom (I'll assuming this was a non metaphorical use of the name) so I was there assuming R&M were males, but now it is either R is a female and possibly an adult, but needs a Talk about That

Or R is a male being raised as a female perhaps to balance he lack of girly men in your local fauna.

how uncomfortable is this going to be??

Not as bad as going to a Gyn who has cold hands.

Unless you are into those kinds of things.

I don't want anyone to be in trouble, maybe if I just start locking my room.

I think guard towers and patrolling K9 really works wonders.

Then that brings up another question. Jill why did you start locking your room?

You need to turn those questions around! Why were you trying to open my door!?!

I remember taking a rather innocent housewife with naughty thoughts to a party where naughty thoughts were acted out (sort of like charades)
She asked, "What if I meet someone I know?" (I assumed this meant in the non biblical sense)
I explained that was what the cuffs and collar were for, plausible deniability as in "he forced me". I know sacrificing my good reputation NAND standing as a moral pillar ect.

I need some help on this one. I'm and only child so I didn't like have brothers..

Jill

Check the yellow pages for Big Bothers with and ess (S) not to be confused with Big Brother which is part of the NSA/Homeland security in the blue government pages, though they might be able to help with the guard towers and K9.

 

[Middlegirl]

That was funny

Sorry I fixed my signiture so everyone can keep track of who is who..

 

[Dickdomin]

No idea too

I think usual age for first ejaculation is 11, but I have dated a guy who had his first ejaculation at age 8. He wasn't expecting it and had no idea what was going on!
!

I don't remember the age, but while I didn't know what was happening, I decided to conduct further investigations. Years later, I am still investigating this phenom. Rigorous scientific investigation is a slow and patient endevour.

 

[Dickdomin]

Father disqualified?

Sorry I fixed my signiture so everyone can keep track of who is who..

Usually fathers do all the talking to the boys about guns and shooting and how some guns have a hair trigger. Do the boys play tennis? I mean having a good grip is critical.

But now that we know the players, I suspect the husband is leaving those panties in the boys bathroom, just to throw you off the scent.

I also noticed silk one

I would think a trip to the mall might be in order here so one could be changed into ones. Maybe the boys could help you with the style and color selection.

Of course my solution would be to not allow you to wear panties, I mean thee in the way and just add to the pile of laundry.