Your most recent OKC messages. post em here!

HappilyFallenAngel said:
Nope. Most just want a good old fashioned biscuit buttering with an experienced, confident woman.
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Biscuit buttering... Hmm. Is there a video on YouTube or something? Does it involve any actual biscuits or butter? :confused:
 
Ugh, another brilliantly boring one:

"Hi beautiful, how are you doing today. I hope your weekend has been great? My name is Jason. Can we chat sometime?"

Oh yeah, baby. Can't see my face in my pics, and the weekend is only half over. No reference to anything in my profile, obviously a copy-paste scattershot message. Why would I even remotely want to chat with the writer of that?
 
Apparently one hit is worth a thousand scattershot messages?
 
kdt26417 said:
Apparently one hit is worth a thousand scattershot messages?
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I still sometimes walk toward where the rainbow appears to end on the horizon ... in pursuit of my pot of gold.

But I never go to the casino. :rolleyes:
 
Even if I found the gold, I'm afraid some leprechaun would trick me out of it. And then kick me in the shins.
 
I always suspected that one of my therapists was a leprechaun. :eek:
 
Doozies? I believe I'd like to know more. :)
 
Well, boys and girls, in today's mailbag we found:

Hello Gorgeous, how are you doing and how was your day and how is the weather treating you there, i hope you having a wonderful weekend ,I just want to express my feelings to you dear, you really have a nice profile cute, sexy and lovely picture on your profile . i will love to get to know you if you don't mind and Can we be friends ??​
No! We cannot!

There was another one from someone else that went on and on and on about what he wanted in a "soulmate" (obviously he didn't read my profile), and I copied it but somehow lost it. Anyway, then there was this one:

Ethical non monogamy. let's grab a coffee or a drink.​

Yeah, that's all it takes, buddy. :rolleyes:
 
"My boyfriend is looking for more gal pals. He's handsome, considerate and intelligent. Itd be nice if you could chat. His pic is on our profile."


I was going to write a nice reply and provide a few pointers around not soliciting women for your boyfriend, but the profile was already gone.
 
Recent one

Like your honest and concise profile. Lonley (very fit) Senior seeking playmates:).

Live with daughter and granddaughter in a too big house in [my city].

In addition, looking for some back-up assistance for my daughter who gets frequent Vertigo attacks.

Perhaps, we can chat?

Everyday Matters,

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Back-up help for his daughter? Now I have heard everything. And my profile is far from concise. It's probably too long actually!
 
How do you help someone with their vertigo attacks? "There there, don't worry, you're not standing on a cliff."
 
:rolleyes:

What is the secret of your Beauty?
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Oh, I dunno, maybe it's Maybelline?
 
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