How Mono Are You?
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Derbylicious
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Similar to being a serial monogamist, as I move onto another page I completely forget the previous one. I am only able to care about one at a time and so my monogamy is intact
Except that this is on page 13 whereas my previous comment was on page 12!
MonoVCPHG
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I've already turned my back on page 12...we're mere friends now. I give all of my attention to page 13 with everything I have.
berserker239
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Nobody will ever be able to trick you into accidentally being poly...
LovingRadiance
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I'm sooo mono that....
I went for a ride on my bike today and froze one of my nuts off. Luckily it wasn't the one I love
THAT is hysterical! I gotta share this post with Maca.
MonoVCPHG
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i gotta share this post with maca.
haha!
Oh No! you used 2 "ha"-s how do you figure out which one you love?
DrunkenPorcupine
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Mono is so mono he doesn't use spaces between "Ha"s to avoid being polybaited.
MonoVCPHG
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Mono is so mono he doesn't use spaces between "Ha"s to avoid being polybaited.
Thanks Drunken Porcupine...very clever
MonoVCPHG
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Letting go
I'm sooo mono that....
I forced myself to forget our one year anniversary so I don't feel like I'm cheating on it next year.
I shaved one testicle to remind myself which one I love and which one I just like.....we'll call them Curly and ......ummmm...errrrrr "not so curly"?
I can only use an single letr in evry word I spel....mongaus.
I'm sooo mono that....
I forced myself to forget our one year anniversary so I don't feel like I'm cheating on it next year.
I shaved one testicle to remind myself which one I love and which one I just like.....we'll call them Curly and ......ummmm...errrrrr "not so curly"?
I can only use an single letr in evry word I spel....mongaus.
Derbylicious
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MonoVCPHG
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Probably not LOL!!
It was worth a try though
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GroundedSpirit
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Mon Sir,
You are so mon we've chosen to drop the second 'O' as a rule violation
You are so mon we've chosen to drop the second 'O' as a rule violation
LovingRadiance
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Mon Sir,
You are so mon we've chosen to drop the second 'O' as a rule violation
FUCKING AWESOME!!!
That's awesome!!!
LMAO and off and off!!!
We were talking about this thread last night in bed after making love (no kidding).
This thread is just SO fucking entertaining and RELAXING!!!!!!!!!
Thanks Mon!
If it were Mon, he'd only be LMAO once.
GroundedSpirit
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"Mon"...HAHA!! That's awesome GS
Ya gotta get the Jamaican tongue roll going there.........