No, I am thoroughly enjoying this derailed thread. I do this on FB quite frequently, so I hope it doesn't get taken down. I think I've aired out my guilty conscience about the OP and purged it a bit.
Dis thread be on de rails. Take it down, after MY "sage advice" and deprive the world of my enlightened dimwittedness ( or dimwitt redness as autocorrect tried to editorialize)
I'm pretty chill. You know, classically trained and all. lol
I thought I saw some ice crystals around the edges
Oh, and no, I have not smacked her ass, I am usually the on the recieving end of that. It's the only ASSet I've got.
Which would make you qualified to be the one to move the pair of you into your uncomfortable zone.
I would intersperse this with thumb pressing G-spot and forefinger diddling clit to the edge, but not over, more ass spanking until she loses her mind, has a meltdown and keep going.
You do not need to keep "your bitch" locked up and in the cellar neglected. That can cause some very unhealthy expressions of itself.
While Igor is insecure, I feel like this disconnect between you and Baby and Baby trying to stay and play only inside the crib is the key to this lock.
Let her cry, let her wail, let her promise and blubber, but take her to the cathartic breakdown. But please do be prepared to be the homely one when she emerges. I have always been stunned as in the "I had no fucking clue that person was in there" result. Are you following the DebbieandRay saga? If not go take a peek.
So Dick is a danseur, I was hoping we could Tango
Only if there is hair pulling and dragging you across the floor by said, and I refuse to wear the knotted scarf around my neck (I must have been hung in a past lifetime... By the neck, get your mind out of the gutter. You slot!)
If I am asked to hang a Galluoise from the corner of my mouth, please advise, so I can find a bit of cow and goat dung here in the farm and roll it up for practice.
This will require a bit of practice, perhaps training. You might have to see if you can get Mr. Switzerland to get his Nazi uniform out of mothballs to assist. Steel toed shoes will be recommended.