I'm baffled by Maca's insistence you get tested for something you already know you have. What does that even mean? Is it a punitive measure? some kind of slut-shaming?
Or is it a distrust of the testing facilities ability to follow directions? If the herpes test is done and comes back positive, then the results for the other tests are more believable. Kinda like when my mom went to have her oil changed and they gave a laundry list of stuff they checked, but the numbers they wrote down for tire pressure would mean all 4 tires were 15lbs low, although normal on most vehicles - she knew immediately they hadn't actually checked the tire pressure. They asked her what is "should" be, but she just said, go actually check the pressure and tell me what it IS.